And i thought the B.S. was over when i retired

OK...so i get to work on the late shift and i'm informed that i am required to attend an awards ceremony in the morning. It's on my off time, no less. I'ts like your boss calling a meeting at 6PM on a friday. I thought i would be through with all this silliness when i added th "Mr." title in front of my name in place of my military rank. I guess not. I will update the lameness factor for all after the shindig is over.